WARNING!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT attempt the stunt that u r about to read.

One day as pig was walking down a very busy street (which i find quite dangerous) everyone was walking away from her. She was like "y is everyone walking away from me?" Until she saw a priest hopping on his pogo stick. "Father, father. Everyone is walking away from me. Wut should i do?" As soon as the priest looked at her he.......... had a panick attack.

Moral of the day: Never look at pig!!!!!!!!!!!!! For all i kno you'll suffer the same thing as the innocent priest did. Hopping on his pogo stick. Terrible. Anywayz........ never ever in your entire life look at pig(unless kathy asks u to).